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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up. Help us to expand our database and send best quotes from Groucho Marx you know by using the form below.
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Goodreads helps you follow your favorite authors. Be the first to learn about new releases! Follow Author. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'. Some day I intend reading it.
The garbage man is here! An amateur thinks it's really funny if you dress a man up as an old lady, put him in a wheelchair, and give the wheelchair a push that sends it spinning down a slope towards a stone wall. For a pro, it's got to be a real old lady. Send someone to fetch a child of five. I cannot say that I do not disagree with you.