Funny jokes about not sleeping

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funny jokes about not sleeping

Insomnia Quotes (219 quotes)

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Insomnia Jokes – Laugh The Night Away

Bed Joke 6 Doctor, doctor, I m having difficulty sleeping. Bed Joke 7 Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks. Bed Joke 9 The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board. Bed Joke 10 A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. Bed Joke 11 Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.

If you haven't noticed, our writers and contributors have come up with just about every possible story related to sleep, and for good reason. Over 90 million Americans suffer some sort of sleep deprivation or insomnia symptom every single night. That is a sobering statistic, with huge implications in how our reaction time, clarity and focus is affected in everything we do -- from work productivity to driving. Last week I decided to lighten up the subject a little bit, and poke fun at ourselves and the hysterical things we do while bone tired. After all, walking zombies do some pretty funny stuff! Here is the link to last week's post.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him. Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

By Fabian Insomnia. Having surfed the sub Reddit insomnia jokes, Memesuper and Pinterest for a long time I thought why not create a place where you can find the best insomnia jokes. Something like a mini 9gag post for insomnia jokes.
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Home About. Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing. Bill Cosby. Activities Sleep Awareness. Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.


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