Funny wise sayings and quotes about life
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Witty, Funny and Wise Sayings And Quotes
Here is a great collection of witty funny sayings that is sure to put a smile on your face. Cast your vote for the best saying and see which phrases other people liked. My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room. I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet.
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny life quotes, funny life sayings, and funny life proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. Rodney Dangerfield. Age is of no importance unless you're a cheese.
Inspirational Words of Wisdom. Let these funny quotes about life remind you of such times but also you can read between the lines and find the wisdom that they offer. If you laugh every day it helps to take the stress of life away. Reading funny quotes or stories is a great way to do that. The serious moments of life come every day, so make sure you find amusing and even silly things to laugh at each day!
The Best And Funniest Quotes
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone. Reba McEntire. An angel appears at a meeting of religious leaders and tells their leader that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behaviour, God will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. The leader sighs and says, 'I should have taken the money. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates.