Funny quotes about married couples

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Marriage Quotes (5443 quotes)

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14 Best Marriage Quotes

About the married life, wives, husbands and more. Send these to your wife or husband on your anniversary and watch them laugh until they cry. I always help my wife out with housework such as washing the dishes and doing the laundry.

51 Hilarious Quotes on Love and Marriage That You Will Want in Your Wedding Speech

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old funny marriage quotes, funny marriage sayings, and funny marriage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources. Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is the bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly. Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings Richard Pryor. Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell.

Funny Quote Topics

Spice up your wedding speeches with some seriously funny quotes that will have your guests crying with laughter and envying your humour. Quotes about love and marriage tend to be very romantic and sometimes a bit soppy. A memorable and inexpensive wedding gift idea is to get your favourite one of these quotes printed out, like this framed gold foil design , or printed on a wedding card. You can see some of our favourite printed quotes at the end. Get married on his birthday. But without them, who would we blame for misplacing our socks?

Someone has said that no relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm. This perfectly goes with the concept of marriage. It is very difficult to survive this cruel world alone. There will be days when you are all down and going through the worst phase of your life, but it can be made easier if you have the support of someone. And who else that can be other than your life partner. Having someone by your side may not stop the storm or the hardships but it will definitely give the strength to go through it.


  1. Edelmar V. says:

    Married life and the awkward moments that can happen to any couple. Use these at weddings or just to make your partner laugh.

  2. Fusberta d. C. says:

    From first to last note to self girl with the dragon tattoo swedish movie online

  3. Lily F. says:

    Turns out that laughter is more important in a relationship than we all thought.

  4. Larissa D. says:

    What do you do to take care of yourself what do you do to take care of yourself

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