Funny stories about making assumptions

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funny stories about making assumptions

Assumptions Quotes (263 quotes)

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The danger of making assumptions as educators

Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "assumptions" Showing of Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or no evidence that shows you are correct, and you can see at once how this can lead to terrible trouble. For instance, one morning you might wake up and make the assumption that your bed was in the same place that it always was, even though you would have no real evidence that this was so. But when you got out of your bed, you might discover that it had floated out to sea, and now you would be in terrible trouble all because of the incorrect assumption that you'd made.

Analogies for motivation, inspiration, learning and training. The Emperor's New Clothes. Following the crowd, confidence trickery, fear of embarrassment, bystanding, courage, scrutiny, questioning, mob rule. The Philosophy Student and The Chair. Creativity, quick-thinking, exams and tests, short answers to long questions. Assumptions, deceitfulness, dishonesty, creative problem-solving, arrogance, delusion.

Full stop, end of story. I went to walmart while taking a break from painting the nursery. I was fairly spattered in paint and trying to pick a pizza. There are layers to just how fucked up that was. Not the least of which is house painters can make pretty decent money. At a past employer someone complained to HR that I was allegedly playing inappropriate Rap music and too loudly at my desk. It was probably the fact that since I was the only black guy where I sit in a certain part of the office, they just naturally assumed it was me.


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  1. Bru S. says:

    I've fallen victim to it many times.

  2. Nazareth N. says:

    A policeman was heading home after a long, hard day on patrol.

  3. Ellis N. says:

    It happens often enough that I now wonder how can I simply stop making assumptions and invite stronger relationships.

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  5. Kerstin D. says:

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