Me pretending i know anything about wine

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me pretending i know anything about wine

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I was in my late forties when I finally admitted to myself that I would never love wine. As other women fake orgasms, I have faked hundreds of satisfied responses to hundreds of glasses—not a difficult feat, since my father schooled my brother and me in the vocabulary of wine from an early age.

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By Robert Tousley. It's almost Christmas and you've got a long list of people to buy for. Perhaps you don't have enough time or energy to ponder their religious or political identities and find an engraved, Whataburger Yeti that expresses their values. It's going to be okay. Trust me. The subject is vast, it has no clear point of entry, and unless you've wallowed in confusion long enough to find your footing and already have a working knowledge of major regions, then you'll need some help in how to gift wine for the different drinkers in your life. We have your back.

Wine tasting is intimidating. You could be holding a glass of Merlot across from your grandmother at a bridge game. Side note: send Grandma an apology card. There are plenty of reasons why the basic practice of describing wine seems so terrifying. For one, wine vocabulary is familiar, but not: wet dog? Did they…touch my wine?

Wine is intimidating. The good news? Color can also tell you something about the age of a wine. This happens as a result of alcohol evaporating. Simple, right? Then you can take the time to learn what bone dry actually means and educate them hint: dry has nothing to do with wetness. It means the wine has very little, if any, residual sugar.

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Great article. I share many of the tastes of the author e., Admit it.

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