Funny quotes about female hormones

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Hormones Quotes (58 quotes)

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33 Times You Wished Maury Was Your Hormone Monster

Yes, many women who have hormone issues are premenopausal. If you are a mother, you know that like every other day of the year, your focus — even on your day — is on everyone else. You want to make sure things go just as planned.

Female Hormones Can Make a Bloody Mess of Your Mental Health

Your account is not active. We have sent an email to the address you provided with an activation link. Check your inbox, and click on the link to activate your account. The stereotypes about a woman being guided solely by her hormones - unable to regulate her own behavior and a bit 'crazy' at certain times of the month - have long been used an excuse to denigrate women in general, and are scientifically well off the mark. However, hormones do play a role in our behavior. They nudge us.

Image via Flickr user Hey Paul Studios. Mood swings, depression, tiredness, fatigue, irritability, anxiety, reduced cognitive ability, aggression, anger, sleep disorders and food cravings. One of the fun things about having a womb is that the aforementioned are simply considered par for the course. That's your lot. Sorry gals, but if you've got the temerity to be biological, then you're also going to have to suffer the psychological.

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long? What basically happens is your hormones get out of whack. Because of the stress in your life your body says, 'I need more hormones. To control your hormones is to control your life. Money is like hormones. It's just how you feel on any given day. I have my hormones balanced.

Funny Quotes About Female Hormones

The South African runner Caster Semenya, a two-time Olympian and a celebrity in international sports, has spent years challenging proposed limits on female athletes., Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads.

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Sign in with Facebook Sign in options. Join Goodreads. Quotes tagged as "menopause" Showing of Post-menstrual is the same as pre-menstrual; I am once again what I was before the age of twelve: a female human being who knows that a month has thirty day, not twenty-five, and who can spend every one of them free of the shackles of that defect of body and mind known as femininity. Her studies show that hot flashes in sleep occur about once an hour.


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